Update: Some outdated versions of Illustrator have experienced trouble. New download has easier to use (and smaller file size) .eps files along with a CS3 legacy .ai file.
SHY GUY TEXTURE PACK
This texture pack has all you need to get your design rough, retro, and hipster quickly and easily. You're the sort of designer who needs their resources tailored just for them. You need an easy to manage file with big bits and small bits to get back to the good stuff, like kerning.
Need more quick textures? Try out my Quick Texture Creator for Illustrator CC: http://crtv.mk/t02S2