Comic "Parchment" Font [CENSORED]

by benharman in Fonts Sans Serif

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Comic “Parchment” was mankind’s first genetically-engineered superfont, boasting typographic DNA from the two most revered fonts in existence: Comic Sans and [CENSORED].

However, in what was perhaps the typographic scandal of the century, [CENSORED] quickly fell from grace and became just another deadbeat dad, denying he was ever in a relationship with Comic Sans.

“I’m not the father!” claimed [CENSORED], who is suing for damages. “Cease and desist!”

Meanwhile, their love child, Comic “Parchment”, has changed his last name in an effort to avoid the public shame (and associated legal fees). He also hopes to save (type)face by ordering a paternity test. Regardless of the results, however, Comic Parchment is still one sexy bastard.

http://blog.gsdm.com/?p=12990

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Comic Sans, the mother, remains characteristically upbeat throughout. Check back later for version 3.0 - “Comedic” Parchment!

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  6. Ken W

    "Frederic Goudy must be kerning in his grave." Best laugh I've had in days.

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